Charlie Sheen for President of Libya

So now that Libya’s in need of a new leader, we here at Atbreak would like to nominate Charlie Sheen for the position. After all, he’s really not doing anything right now, and as he demonstrates in the Funny Or Die “interview” embedded above, he is almost as bizarre and wacky as the man whose place he’d be taking, only much more harmless.

Charlie Sheen is, after all, just here for hooker love and cocaine. Long live the Sheen regime — and suck it, Kutcher!

Obama Calls Your Mom

So you’re a kid, nice kid, hanging out with your little sister. A limo pulls up, door opens, and a guy who looks exactly like the president tells you to get inside, promises you he’ll call your mom with his fancy presidential car phone. What do you do? Do you get in? Of course you get in! And magic happens. Duh. Stop being so suspicious of grown-ups all the time.

Also: President Obama quiets a crying baby