Guy: i’m gonna tell you something you don’t know: when i sell weed i’m unlike the low-low evading the po-po, oi. oi. and i’ll tell you some shit that’s crazy and amazing: if he had a policeman wife, when they fuck, it’d be making bacon.
Cop: I’m sick of these rappers (that) act all homo, I bet he downloads gay porn and watches it in slow-mo.