This is fantastic. I wish the world would take more notice of events like this.
omgoffensiveguy of Reddit: For 15 years Timmy had dreamed of the opportunity of a lifetime; then one day he managed to attain his goal in life. Surfing with a spastic on the front of his long board. He’d seen guys pull bitches with kittens and puppies, but he knew this self-lubricating insane bastard was going to bring him the catch of the day!