
You should never leave them alone…

So you’re a kid, nice kid, hanging out with your little sister. A limo pulls up, door opens, and a guy who looks exactly like the president tells you to get inside, promises you he’ll call your mom with his fancy presidential car phone. What do you do? Do you get in? Of course you get in! And magic happens. Duh. Stop being so suspicious of grown-ups all the time.

It just doesn’t seem to work the same way as when we were kids.


Angie, the 400-pound lioness at the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, is really fond of 1-year-old Trent.
Also: Otter And Child Play
When posting pics of yourself in leather lingerie for Myspace, don’t use your kid as the photographer.


Put you’re dirty mind away, this is a kid we’re talking about here… A kid that, quite obviously has no fear of…. well, we’ll let you see for yourself.

Wait for it…
What could be cuter than a little girl getting a hug from a baby sloth to start your Monday morning?
