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Joey’s mom works at the UPS sorting facility in Lansing, Michigan. Little does she know that her son is home early on R&R from Kuwait! Watch has he enters the building with the help of her coworkers, and gives her the surprise of her life.
Christopher Lloyd advertising in this Argentinian commercial – Garbarino, an electronics superstore.
1) Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
2) Tim Vine: “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
3) Hannibal Buress: “People say ‘I’m taking it one day at a time’. You know what? So is everybody. That’s how time works.”
4) Tim Key: “Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought… once you’ve hired the car…”
5) Matt Kirshen: “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”
6) Sarah Millican: “My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”
7) Alan Sharp: “I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”
8) Mark Watson: “Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”
9) Andrew Lawrence: “I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.”
10) DeAnne Smith: “My friend died doing what he loved … Heroin.”
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The World After Gaddafi – Time Cover
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Hurricane To Do List
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NASA Captures Footage Of Hurricane Irene
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New York Times Hurricane Irene tracker
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Madonna’s secret
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Honey, where’s my beer?
